| This is Moe as a kitten. Trust me, she ain't as cute and adorable as she looks. She's pure evil I tells ya! o-o' |


Quick WitJust some short stories that relive my quick wits because I haven't submitted anything in forever and I'm bored. =Quick Wit
Other: Have you seen this pamphlet for tubing down the Rifle River? Me: Yes. Other: Would you ever go? Me: No. The closest I ever got to water was canoeing and I fell in about ten times. Never again. Other: I wouldn't mind going...but they won't let you take and alcohol. I just want to float in water with some beer in my hand. Me: ...You can do that in your bathtub.
Friend: Hey, have you studied for the test? Me: Yes, but I know I'll forget something. Frie


Moe's Vet ExperienceIt was a lovely early fall day in 2008. The leaves were coloring the ground in magnificent oranges and reds. A cool autumn breeze was rushing through my window...why it was open I have no idea because it was freezing cold. I woke up and had the refreshing sense that the day was going to be full of joy. I went outside to take care of the cats... "Here I come!" Moe ran like a flash, tipping over the food bowl, the water bowl, and the kitty litter pan. "Ugh," I groaned, "the joy is gone." It was the beginning of the end to that day because it just so happened that Moe had to go to the vet that very day. Now, I had taken MMoe's Vet Experience


Cat vs. ChickenThis here is a story of a young Bucky in his prime. When we had first gotten the skinny, orange tube of a cat, he wasn't interested in wandering. Once he began to get comfy with his homeland, he went wherever he felt. One day I was trying to find him. He hadn't shown up, and I was calling for hours at a time. I started to worry. This cat is my life! I wandered to the neighbors. "Have you seen Bucky?" "No, we haven't seem him all day." I walked down to my cousin's farm. I knew Bucky liked to go there since there were chicks for him to play with. Bucky likes the girlies. So I approached the house and knocked on theCat vs. Chicken
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| These are my faves. I think they are awesome. If you don't agree, then I suggest you stay away from my faves. |
| Queen MEEP, 19 years young and in semi-good health. My interests are eating, sleeping, getting time to do whatever I feel like. Currently I'm dealing with lack of sleep, benign tachacardia, and orthostatic hypertension. What I lack in beauty and grace I make up for with sarcasm and attitude. Men love that where I'm from. Whatever problem comes my way I deal with it head on...and then end up getting a headache from doing so. I've been coping from losing my cat, Bucky, and have found a new love, Simon. That's what I got for now. =3 |
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"Zim is an over-ambitious, self-serving, paranoid psychopath with an inferiority complex and delusions of grandeur." ~My Dad. XDDD
thanks for the fave 8D
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Gdyby mózg hieny wyciągnąć z jej czaszki i wsadzić do czaszki od kury, to i tak by dalej grzechotało.
I will eat them >D
~snow1wolf3
=slawomiro
A JA WAS WSZYSTKICH ZJEM!!! >D
nom nom nom :U
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